mentioning school on the weekend is rude and unnecessary
my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”
just girly things: pretending to be on the phone when you walk by a large group of men because there’s a chance they’ll harass you <333
before u say anythign rude or offensive just think to urself: would steve rogers say that? if the answer is no, don’t say it
Tom Hanks enjoying one of life’s simple pleasures.
that one ship that makes your entire body and soul hurt when you think about it
DON’T DO THIS TO ME NO ONE WILL EVER SEE ME AGAIN AND I WILL LOSE SO MUCH WEIGHT
imagining trying to hatch eggs to breed for iv’s/ev’s/shininess
100% very real certified doctor
the balls enter the vagina when??????
what do you mean “when”? the entire point of sex is to get the balls in the vagina by whatever means necessary… american sex ed is truly lacking
when you and your friend see someone you hate
every 5 seconds a woman gives birth to a baby. stop this woman.