when teachers touch your shoulder
So fun story my friend got her school ID today and it turns out that the photographer wanted to test out the camera but did so under her name so now she has a picture of a lazy-eyed forty year old man has her ID picture
if you guys think I’m kidding
Career aspirations: Lottery winner
I don’t use condoms ;)
not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex
5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser
i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster
oh my god
it feels like i was never supposed to see this it’s like forbidden or something
Um, I thought these were real people.
Why does no one speak of this work of art?
I spent the first 3 or 5 minutes of this movie trying to figure if it was fucking animated or not
man I loved how the tintin movie was done so much
Guys, it was directed by Stephen Spielberg, produced by Peter Jackson and written by Steven Moffat. This movie bleeds perfection.
are you fucking kidding me
uncanny valley, freaks me out.